Bosch introduces updated online training programme

[Mike Ruff, GW editor]

Bosch has released a brand new programme of online training solutions. In 2020 Bosch launched a ‘Blended Learning’ version of their popular Fast-Track
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[Meat-Head]

No sorry dont buy that, painting course over 2 days with practical test afterwards
Yeah that’s fine, worse case, you end up with a multiple colours turd on a panel.

Electricity and lack of understanding that DC high voltage is really
Nasty stuff, touch that good chance your dead, as your muscles contract, game over.

What training needs is a “dead” high voltage system, set up so you touch
Something an capacitve alarm sounds, to simulate you getting a belt. 2 dings
Your out.

Bit like gas safe, you fail next years exam, you can’t touch gas until you took and passed exam.

Was someone did fire brigade training, made, all perfect, but made ONE mistake
Which if was real fire would have killed everyone, instead of getting
A robot to demonstrate that mistake, he got booted off, go work elsewhere.

Same should be for electric vehicles, information should be FREELY available
To ALL PEOPLE, no information, people poke wires and fiddle.

Information like “do NOT remove cover A and stick your willy across screw b and d
as this is 300VDC at all times”

IMI should be ashamed of themselves for pushing electric cars, which
Only move pollution to power station and create heat in electric network,
So not really worth it.

As for pedestrians, no end cross the road with their ears, no noise
No cars, bad move.

Hopefully, someone will get their “eco friendly electric car” run out of juice
And miss a 3000 mile plane ride!

Touch AC high voltage, if it dont kill you, or make you loose the use of an arm hand etc, the cycling of the current gives you a chance of getting off what your touching.

If anybody see steve jobs from Apple, bob him on the nose HARD, as it so difficult editing on this ishit

Then you can flake out on a pallet for the afternoon, go to hospital for another shock to resync your heart.

[Jason]

I dunno meat-head “do NOT remove cover A and stick your willy across screw b and d
as this is 300VDC” I’m getting a bit on now, a jolt like this might help me get started 🙂

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