Today’s or This Weeks Unfixable Car Thread

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Rover 600 Diesel – customer wanted four glow plugs fitted
Last one, diesel pump in way.

Customer didn’t want to pay for removing and reinstalling pump
So didn’t do the job, classed as unfixable.

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Today we have your standard Lada Riva 1995
Failed mot on emissions.

AFR module under passenger seat, nobody answered the phone at tech support
Put down to “unfixable” as unit water logged.

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Another one!

“Reasonably priced Suzuki Liana” “failed mot on airbag light, been
On 11 months”

Dealer part only 600 nuggets + VAT.

Means unfixable as guy only uses it to go fishing in!

It smells like a fish pond on wheels

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Three unfixable cars today

1) Shitron C3 engine ecu lost one coil output
ecu Is coated in rubber, OTP, to remove rubber you need
To soak in dia-metria-methane or what ever its called.
For two days customer too impatient for that. Scrap yard it goes

2) hybrid poo-go. Inverter got hole init but no way to
Tell if will do again. New invertrr more than car worth
Used is again OTP and got sone queer Arm processer- so
Unfixable

3) prius this is a friends garage coolant not been changed
Clogged up cooling fins, car now scrap

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Just had “Zoom” meeting with boss and the other team members
Of “Team Meat”

Looks like we got a 1995 Benz in next week, the one with infrared key
The module in boot full of adblue(r) customer had barrel in the boot
Got it home, no pig piss in barrel, boot stinks wont start now.

Not even red/green lights flash! Don’t think the information to remove
The immolation system is available anymore

So, unless anybody knows different, another unfixable car
For scrap

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Today

2001 VW Beatle AUtoboss scanner says both front crash sensors

Major job getting front end off, parts dealer only due to
Internal numbers

Will be bigger bill than car worth

So #unfixable

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Today’s #unfixable car is send in by Simple Simon from Swindon

Just before xmas they had a mk vi gulf in failure of mot on horn
Nothing else.

Repair was going to be £66444567887644+VAT

OR to make safe bodge for mot would have been £1

Customer declined offer, scrapped the car. Could of had it bodged
Then traded in with full ticket

So that’s #unfixable

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Chevrolet Corvette junk C5 or C4 not sure might have been some
Other yank tank.

Non start, ignition switch faulty, can you get one easy, no
So push it out. Stamp #unfixable on job card

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Speaking to Mike Hunt from Mike Hunt Car and Vans

Sure he said 2009 clio bcm not available anymore

#zoom #virtual #meeting #unfixable

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So today at MHM we had a citroen xsara picasso. 2001

The one with the NEC mcu, someone been swapping bits, it now
Displays 300,000 miles, the bsi has burnt hole in it.

Not putting new bsi in, used and NEC mcu, no thanks

Put that down to Unfixable

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Today for #unfixable car of the day

Mk IV astra convertible – control unit no longer available

So put that as unfixable

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Today’s unfixable car is an Astra H only failure of mot horn
But cim module stuffed, £500 fitted for another cant find correct
Used one, that has been reset

So. #unfixable

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