You can say that again.
Often get cars in, need a longer dipstick, or looks like treacle
Had one in few months back only because it was drinking fuel, not
Been serviced five years, was refered to us by an IMI approved garafe
Air filter had more flies and stuff than a manky sheep.
Other day one in, no oil, coolant, pas cap glued on etc.
As for computers telling if oil levels ok, no thanks