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  • Meat-Head
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    Never see euro diagnostics team just The assholes that park in middle of yard & deliver duff parts.

    Our diagnostics scanner off euro dont do everything and we accidentally learned
    One of its functions

    No intrest no product support

    Meat-Head
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    Bit late now search on ebay service books. You can buy them blank/stamped
    Perfect about £20 ish

    Meat-Head
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    #you can’t get quicker than a quick quick fitter

    Meat-Head
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    Should have took over the uk ford factory

    That engine looks like an inconvenience waiting to happen

    Meat-Head
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    OFF TOPIC:-

    Here in the uk it is illegal to have thristers switches as an isolater
    On mains electric, you have to have ‘mechanical’ circuit breakers

    Does this apply to electric cars?

    You dont want something to drive on its own!

    Semiconductors have impurity’s in them, if not don’t work

    in reply to: Gates rebrands EMD as E-Start #205558
    Meat-Head
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    Has anybody brought a stop-start belt?

    Like Opal Fruits – made to make your eyes water

    More expense you will not have back from benefit of stop start

    Meat-Head
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    “Peter” sounds like your in a Mercedes dealership.
    Who ever they are, if I was you, set up a ‘fake’ email, use another
    Name, email the UK importer with every email address you can find for them
    Then also the parent company, pointing out your issues.

    So if the HQ get nasty you are under a ‘false’ name so no chance of getting
    The sack.

    You could contact “Andy Savva” “the garage inspector” try not to look at any
    Photos or videos of him, as you will instantly think like me, he is nothing more than a caveman, looks, walks & talks like one, but if when your on holiday next
    See if you can arrange for him to contact your branch ceo, see if can post some stuff out, see if ever mentioned after your holiday. Of course never let him anywhere near your workplace with nothing more than a tin of paint, not unless you want tyres stacked under stairs and 4000 litres of plastic oil vessels
    With a sandblaster on top.

    As for diagnostics of nasty rotten cars I bet the full sake of argument 15 hours
    At £140+VAT/hour would have been placed on desk for customer to pay.

    See if you can spend a few days doing services!

    Perhaps next nasty job if you can tell customer three hours then fixed or not bail and 3 hours to pay. Feedback your fault/fix as yourself to technical support.

    If the customer returns with sweets etc, bet your bottom dollar office staff would have pigged them.

    Is your company IMI professional or RMI members?
    Contact them with said fake email

    in reply to: BMW to industrialise 3D printing #205514
    Meat-Head
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    Great news now no excuse for “no longer serviced” parts

    Makes you think during the testing phase of the machine
    How many rude things they made

    Meat-Head
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    Do they make heat travel and torch the plastic trims?

    Rust protection from the screws?

    in reply to: DVSA to enforce ban on ten-year-old tyres from February #205438
    Meat-Head
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    Ok so the wheels on the bus didn’t go round that day, but even new tyres can fail
    Cab road debris that takes a tyre out

    So one dud tyre means the entire environment is screwed and cost a fortune
    To replace new tyres.

    Price of them needs to come down a lot

    Meat-Head
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    Phooey its them that has screwed it up for everyone.

    Electric cars still polluting 65kg litithum needed for 1 tesla battery

    2 ton of soil dug for 1 cat converter!

    As for electric cars it appears its change parts rather than replace.

    Going to he home ‘mechanics’ getting zapped even the trash on tv ship them out

    Meat-Head
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    Thats Great news, just make EVERY PART here in UK. Be sorted

    Pleased that Andy Palmer fud gone, he blocked me off twitter, he posted
    The building, I commented how it looked like something from choynbol
    And wham he blocked me!

    As for a search on companies house, more of a runaround than cadburys chocolate

    Who is “Najeeb Alhumaidhi” anyway? Says he got control!

    in reply to: November brings further decline for new car market #205397
    Meat-Head
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    Thats good news as less junk to work on as 2021 see more bits required by Europe law – dispite the fact we not in eu

    As for smmt useless utter useless that mike hawes is a fud
    Why would you have your automotive office in London, dearest place
    In uk, no car parking #fuds the lot of them

    in reply to: Multi-brand subscription service a possibility, says Geely #205391
    Meat-Head
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    Lotus Evora

    Would rather have a bowl of coco pops thanks.

    Seem to think. Not had misfortune of one of them for couple of years

    Should be called a Bitzer as toyota engine, ford van keys, fusebox
    In foot well that gives you flashbacks to a porsche 928 and mg rover pektron
    Cpu as well.

    Wiring loom made in bulgeria or somewhere

    in reply to: Top ten classic cars set to rise in value #205378
    Meat-Head
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    Just an excuse to put the price on insurance on them up.

    Would also like to claim having driven and worked on all above
    Mentioned ‘cars’

    Porsche, yuck, disco, dash out of one, mini fitted tracker, db7 locking fault
    MR2 radio job, jag immboliser fit, R5 Turbo wireing burnt out due to no fan fuse from factory, ferrari ABS fault found and fixed using information for a vauxhall carlton/bmw 3 series – same abs system!

    Oh for reference 911 Turbo porsche, not as easy to wheel spin as you think, even if customer not around!

    in reply to: Green number plates for electric cars comes into effect #205373
    Meat-Head
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    Great, can be fitted to older cars, so throw away perfectly good pair of plastic number plates and replace with new plastic

    Better off with older car instead of polluting making new ones and shipping over from turkey

    in reply to: UK’s first Electric Forecourt opens in Essex #205369
    Meat-Head
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    How can it be carbon zero. For a start the solar cells
    Would be made in china. Turned up on a boat at 68 gallons per mile

    Then the forcourt tarmac, just remind me where that comes from?

    6 mw battery on site! Wtf how much Lithium did that take to make
    Rumor states 65kg of lithium in each Tesla battery!

    With a name like that and the word farm mentions, wont be short of money in the first place. Bloke will be raking the cash in like no tomorrow!

    Anybody know what was on the site before that?

    Meat-Head
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    Great, why would you do that. We have the imi who are useless
    Pushing for techs to be certified, then on the other side of the scale
    The thing pumps out enough power to Electrocute a small town.

    No different to having to be licensed to do a/c but Halfrauds sell r134a
    In cans as is “air dusters”

    Whoever invented this should be taken to a gravel drive, in the rain and asked to give a demo

    Meat-Head
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    You also have to think how can the public fit tyres anyway

    Ok so a local garage needs an xyz tyre, your going to get some greaseball to cone in for it and pay cash anyway!

    in reply to: MOT RAG scores explained and how to improve yours #205270
    Meat-Head
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    Great but garage A and garage B are 2 miles from the north sea
    So every car they get is rusty

    Garage C and D are either end of Cornation Street, so every car
    They get has blown bulbs.

    Garage E and F are next to inland oil refinary so every car is
    Rotten metal and perished tyres

    Meat-Head
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    Is there a random vin/reg number we can type in as a demo.

    Seems less hassle to just keep stamping service book with fake stamp
    And disappearing ink!

    How would a peasant know it has this service history if in used parking lot

    in reply to: Multi-brand subscription service a possibility, says Geely #205268
    Meat-Head
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    Not sure on the others but the vulva brand, you buy the part
    Then pay extra for the software!

    They also don’t answer telephone if you try

    in reply to: Opinion: Know your worth and charge accordingly #205185
    Meat-Head
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    Recently at ‘Meat-Head-Motors’ we had a odd vehicle in
    Customer has dragged this thing outta a field, wantted us to
    Reweld the roof and floor where the tree was growing. New rad and fan where
    Had been peppered by the last farmer owner with 12 bore.

    The customer insisted on all this work, BEFORE getting it running.
    Turns out its got a bent conrod, cant get one, cant get another engine
    The vehicle came from some country which is now under a volcano etc etc

    The job was 35 hours worth how do you charge that when guy only
    Paid £100 for it!

    in reply to: Haynes stops publishing its printed workshop manuals #205170
    Meat-Head
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    Thats what happens when you sell something to the French.

    How does that work, will the file be copy protected?

    How do you buy a ‘out of print’ book!

    Balance your apple product on your car engine whilst reading it
    Slippery oily hands, you ordered 3 pizzas and voted on X factor before it smashes
    On the crank pulley, then sits in the oil filled belly pan!

    Meat-Head
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    Yes those with a MKII fiat punto sure it is them
    Run outta fuel needs 3 gallons to get restarted.

    This modern fuel is junk, goes stale quicker than a loaf of Tesco
    Ready Stale Bread

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